“I wouldn’t touch the peanuts, if I were you. Just— I’ve watched about a dozen other people shove their hands in that bowl, and I don’t think they’re considered edible anymore.”
He’s vaguely inebriated. But that doesn’t seem to stop Wesley Gibbins from doing a good deed, even now.
“– but they’re still in their jackets, right?? their lil’ cases?? shells, those. they’re drunk germs proof, i think.”
He’s knuckles deep in the bowl, do you really think you can get him to TURN BACK NOW??