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&&.MARNIE.

   ❛excuse you, mister. i am EIGHTEEN years old.❜

        ❛then you should get that disney movies are FORMULAIC, and they only pump ‘em out to get paid. frozen 2 isn’t anything to get jazzed about.❜

&&.MARNIE.

( && | labryinthfavored. )

     ❛i’m just SUPER excited about the second frozen
     movie, y’know? i’m usually against sequels unless
     they’re based off of books, but this is frozen !! ❜

    ❛– again, are we positive you aren’t TWELVE??❜

&&.CHARLIE.

      ❝who cares if he has a shitty haircut
          and a TINY penis, he has a nice face.
          and sarah said he’s really good with
          his tongue. don’t act like a STUCK UP
          bitch your whole life.❞

       ❝i’m not being a stuck up BITCH, i’m
         trying to be a god damn good friend.
         so shut the FUCK up and get int the car.
         you’re lucky i put up with this shit.❞

&&.CHARLIE.

        ❝ ARE YOU SERIOUS? he has
           amazing hair. and his dick is 
           average sized. i would KNOW.
           fine, but only if you drive. i’m
           higher than a kite.❞

       ❝ you had i’m-getting-laid goggles
           on. he had a fucking BIEBER bowl
           cut, and you’re kidding yourself if
           you think that thing was anything
           around AVERAGE.❞

( afflictusclade​ liked this for a starter from carly.

         ❝ QUIT BITCHING. he’s got
            stupid hair, and a tiny dick.
            now can we move on, go to
            taco bell or something. i’m
            hungry as SHIT.❞